Not me! Monday?

So I'm trying this new thing... called the Not me! Monday. "Founded" by MckMama at...
http://www.mycharmingkids.net/2009/06/not-me-monday.html

So... my "Not me!"...

I surely do NOT put ranch dressing on almost anything to get my kids to eat it. Not me!

I did not unsuccessfully attempt to hook up a TV and DVD player in the boys' room in an attempt to make bedtime a little easier on those nights when I have 5 kids under the age of 5. Not me!!!

I did not lock the kids in the house and out of the backyard because I had just cleaned them up and we still had half an hour until we had to leave. Not me!!

Not me! Of course my bedroom isn't piled with a week's worth of clean laundry, because for the last week I've been sorting the laundry from the previous 3 weeks and didn't wash any current dirty laundry until this weekend. (Didja follow that?).


I do not let my kids run around in the backyard in their PJ's, or even mostly naked, because I hate getting them dressed before lunchtime because they get so messy so quickly if I do. Not meeee!!! :o)