Not me!!

It's "not me Monday"... this week...

I certainly did NOT give the kids popcorn at 1130am and call it lunch because they really really needed to nap and I didn't feel like fixing something I knew they wouldn't eat anyway after just eating popcorn... not me!!!

No way did I give these children Sprite to drink at a birthday party because I was too lazy to go out to the car for the sippy cups... not a chance!!

Not me!! I did NOT feed them fast food for TWO meals just yesterday, both on the way to and from the in-laws, so that I wouldn't have to cook when we got home!! There is certainly not any evidence of that ALLLLL over the back of the minivan!

I would never tell the kids they better pick up that cracker off the floor and eat it quick or they weren't getting any more... I do NOT believe in the 5 second rule, not meeee!!

I did not just finally get the t-shirt that Anthony bought for his dad up TO his dad, almost a year and a half later. That was NOT only our second trip to Syracuse since the funeral last March, because I am NOT such a crappy daughter in law that I never put forth the effort to go up there because there is so much other stuff going on. Not me!

Charlize did *not* sleep with me 3 days in the last week, because she was being ridiculous and I was too tired to fight with her!!! Nope!